last night @ Roomful..

me: "sparky looks so tired. you brought him for a long walk?"

sock: "no.. I brought him a female dog."

me: "no wonder he's so tired..."

sock: "nope. he's more frustrated."

me: "huh? why?"

sock: "he's sterilized mah."

me: "...."

Sparky is my friend's silky terrier who spends most of his time on the supermarket cart. & Sparky loves it!

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me: "Thomas! I wanna tell you a joke!"

thomas: "wahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

me: "??"

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steve: "you slim down alot huh!"

me: "yah.. no more backside! sad.."

steve: "no backside good mah! like that prove that you not good @ giving birth!"

me: "...."