jokes of the day

bud: "hey, ask that guy where's the nearest ATM. he's so free, playing with his handphone."

sweetpoison: " hi, sorry.. where's the ATM?"

big-eyed abang: "go straight... (rolled his big eyes!) and turn right."

bud: "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!"

sweetpoison: " thanks.. " ......

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bud: " hey, how many packets of ciggies you buying?"

sweetpoison: " one."

bud: "okie, i'll buy one more for my dad."

sweetpoison: "okie." (took the ciggies and dumped it in her bag) damn.. if i'll get caught, half of the toots are yours..."

bud:"hahahahha!!"

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sweetpoison: "how much is one bubble gum?"

abang: "20sens."

sweetpoison: "one big box?"

abang: "$4.50."

sweetpoison: "do you think it'll be a joke if you see The Straits Times tmr, with me on it for being caught smuggling a box of chewie?"

bud: "hahahahahahaha!! yes!"

sweetpoison: "...."

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at the custom..

sweetpoison: "if i get caught, i'll act retarded and say, 'i dunno.. jiejie bring me here..' (act retarded)"

bud: "hahahahahha! swee..."